Wednesday, January 12, 2011//12:18 AM
AHAHAHAH*choke*
Crazy Girl where "Crazy" doesn't even begin to describe her craziness: "Tell the fucking truth! You're dating her, Aren't you?! I know you are! Don't try to deny it!"
Unfortunate Boy stuck in an unfortunate situation: "I'm telling the truth when I tell you I'm not dating anyone! Honestly! Please! She's just a friend!"
Nutjob Girl: "How dare you lie to me! Just tell me the truth! Say it! Why can't you tell me the truth!!!!"
Unfortunate Boy: "This is stupid! I'm telling you the truth! Why can't you believe me?! I.Am.Not.Dating.Her!"
Nutjob Girl: "Just say it! I want to hear you say it!" *SLAP*
Unfortunate Boy: "Ow! What the hell? Alright! I'll say it just so you'll stop acting so crazy! I'm dating her. Now will you please put your hand away? I swear, my face hurts like a mother!"
Nutjob Girl: "Omigod, I knew it. I knew you were dating her!"
Unfortunate Boy:"Uh, actually, I'm not. I just said it so you'd shut up. You're uncontrollable!"
Nutjob Girl:*SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP*
I'll take a guess and say Nutso and Swollenface weren't even dating.