Thursday, January 28, 2010//10:16 PM

Kaleth, meet newyear2010

Dear Darryl/Kaleth the Adelaide gothic,

I honestly believe I've found your soul mate. I found her on some non-gothic website. She sounds like a pleasant person. Feel free to learn more about her in the excerpt I've pasted below. I've also found you a huge pond (see pond's website below) the color of bats and your heart, that contains many potential mating partners. You are hereby forever in my debt.

newyear2010:
"Hello,everyone,I am a single gothic woman at present .I need a man who can love me back ... I also uploaded my hot photos on ____www.R ichSoulmaTE.c0m ___ under the name of newyear2010..It is a website for goth, punk and vampire dating. So if you are looking for a lover or friends who are into the more alternative way of life, this is the site for you. Browse users with amazing goth style. Find true love and meet people who have the same interests as you.I just hope you don't mind me being a gothic woman ...Please Check it out!I'm serious."

Wednesday, January 27, 2010//3:43 PM

A little late than later

Tuesday, January 26, 2010//5:01 PM

Just when I seriously need to buckle down and stab my report right in its non-existent heart so it won't torment me again, I find myself watching this on loop. It's the cutest, loveliest love story you could ever dream for yourself.

Saturday, January 16, 2010//1:53 PM

Beat that, year-end countdown

Just 12 more days till the movie marathons, Orville Redenbacher microwave movie popcorn, late nights/early mornings, sleeping in, trying not to look like a sumo, writing something worth reading and looking out for college/jobs madness begins.
But who am I kidding; the college/jobs hunt probably won't start until I'm months deep towards getting my degree in couch surfing.

The highlights in 2009 would definitely be getting bitten by the Christmas bug super early and extra hard, not feeling the usual dread that 31 Dec/1 Jan usually brought, embracing my independence and learning to smile through 16 weeks of uncertainty- in the sense that my balls could be lopped off at any moment. Oh, and the "TrueBloodWipeoutDexterMonkLifeWithDerekAvatarVReaper
CriminalMindsVampireDiariesSpongebobDesperateHousewives
OneTreeHillPrisonBreakBigBangTheoryDisney90210
TheAmazingRaceTEDSOldChristineSurvivor"-ing

Wednesday, January 13, 2010//11:50 PM

Ticktock Clingclang

One more month (and then some) of garish, gaudy, face-cringing ear fluff to be endured at department stores, shopping malls, supermarkets and even toilets.







I could beat your ass anytime, Survivor

Sunday, January 10, 2010//1:18 AM

Webcam with a vengence

Thursday, January 7, 2010//2:21 PM

Long Live Improv

"I get crankier as I get older.
Brad: I think the reason people get angrier as they get older is that as you get older you get wiser. But as you get older the world becomes full of more people that are less wise than you, so the population of people that is dumber than you continues to grow. As you become more enlightened the world continues to fill with less enlightened people. Your perspective is just so frustrating when you have these morons who are text messaging while they’re making your café mocha. It’s this new techno age of bonehead children who are completely asocial and think the world owes them something. I think that’s what frustrates you as you get older."

Thank you Attention Deficit Delirium!

Wednesday, January 6, 2010//12:50 PM

Sugar Daddy