Tuesday, April 29, 2008//11:23 PM

Me Is...

Monday, April 28, 2008//10:53 PM

why?!

I know i promised myself I'd get started on my assignments, but I just couldn't bear to sit still and think. And i have absolutely zayro ideas what to write. How does a person write a report about their own needs and concerns and request to be cured by counselling? I do not get it. sigh. Creepy thing is, i'm not even feeling worried.Although i should. diediediediedie howhowhowhowhow......
Other thoughts that are wayyy more interesting then assignments are flooding me head. I couldnt pick a better time. If i could slap myself and effectively get work done after that, i would.

yellow wallow

Sunday, April 27, 2008//11:25 PM

CoolMommy

Haha, mum's hilarious, she bought the cheap version of a rubicks' cube to play. She says shes wanted it for very long. So i scrambled it up for her and now she can't solve it. HAHAHA. neither can i.

Shes a dancing machine~

//1:13 AM

MeMiss Y'all Synergy!

Ok i know my group wasn't perfect, but i'm having withdrawal symptoms now.
But its not like i'm vehemently protesting against working with new LOVELY-yes i mean really lovely, I AM NOT BEING SARCASTIC! (HOLLA AMIGOS!) people, in fact i welcome it. its cool that i get to work with everyone, i've been wanting that for awhile now. BUTBUT!

I
SORTA
KINDA
REALLY
BADLY
MISS
MY
SYNERGY
GROUP
!

"help"

ok no, i shall not drown in memories and be a drama queen (yeah, laugh. I'm deadpanning here). Just suck it up, be happy, and make the best of whatever merde i'm in. And be the Bing Rong of the group. No, not the leader part (NO WAY, HOSE!), but the "dont stress hor" part. LLS.

All we need is love and beer~

Saturday, April 26, 2008//11:37 PM

FSAS

BOOYAH
Finally finally got my US shirts from Tom. Sweeeeeeeet
Sad thing is, the S size changed cutting, its smaller now, so i look like Simon Cowell. UGH
but its so pretty, i LIKE.
I even stuck the tag on my wall. wassssssup!
But its tiny. don't think anyone'll notice. bah


Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna shoop
Don't know how you do the voodoo that you do

//1:28 AM

Where'sTheCoffeeTableStraddlingMonologue?

Today's monologue was HILARIOUS with a capital H and everything in between.
I really needed that.
C and D chords! LLSSS
"I'm straddling the coffee table~"
I'm so disappointed cuz i cnt find that video ANYWHERE. Not in her archives, or on youtube. argh
ooh, but Becks sure was yummy on her show
"Am I right ladies?"
Friday's her 800th show. KAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheating with silly string

Friday, April 25, 2008//6:10 PM

BestEffect

Most shampoos have a label stating "For best effect, use with..."
i think TEDS has that too. Not that i think TEDS compares with shampoo. But yea, your hair feels great.
For best effect with TEDS, watch it while doing nothing. If you aren't laughing as hard or not enjoying it as much as you used to, that's cuz you're using your laptop! Trust me its true. Duh, considering now y'all (and all i mean is Meiling) call me ellentastic eunice. I changed it to "entertaining" in the end. So awkward, using the term you coined yourself. LLS Just like how Moby finds it weird to listen to his own music.
I never laughed harder WHOOLAAHEYY

I'm straddling the coffee table, straddling the coffee table

//12:12 AM

thursday

When the girl went home after her climb everyday, she wondered why she didn't dare bring the root home to take care of it and help it grow. She decided that the best answer she could satisfy herself with was that she wanted to keep the good old memories of the root and didn't want any bad memories to tarnish how she would remember the root if it would not grow when she brought it back.

There. If you've read this, my line is ORIGINAL and don't you dare use it to break anybody's heart. Unless you've asked me. If i hear it elsewhere, damn you.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008//5:43 PM

ThisIsTheStoryOfAGirl

"This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles"

NO no not that story.

This is the story of that girl, who saw holidays as more than gold. For sleeping late, doing whatever she wanted, sleeping early if she wished, not sleeping at all if she could take it. She was extremely proud of herself that she managed to complete the "impossible" quest with some help, and she looked forward to cruising along the long river that was near her house. That river had different names to different people, and it snaked along everybody's houses. The girl decided it was wise to relax and leave everything to the magic sage who watched over the little town. Just enjoying the ride.

It was going fairly well till she was told she had to climb a huge mountain. She met many others who had the same task, and made many friends. Then one night, she had a dream about a root. It was funny and smart, and it made her realise many things. She thought nothing of that dream till the next day when she saw that root on the mountain. It looked nothing out of the ordinary, but she now felt more aware of its existence. She felt stronger and more confident after she conquered the quest, like she could enjoy the rest of the river cruise ride. But after the dream of that root, her boat felt a little shaky. She asked the magic sage what was going on, but he just smiled and told her not to worry.

The next few days were never the same happy monotonous climb up the mountain. It felt slightly different now, some days were more colorful than others. If she happened to climb up the side of the mountain that the root was growing on, she felt happier and the day passed in a blur. Whenever she took a diferent route, the day seemed dull and she felt like it was a waste. There were many other roots around, but she was puzzled why that particular root bothered and intrigued her so much. Hence began her slightly obsessed thinking about whether she ought to bring that root home and let it grow into a giant tree. Sometimes she wanted to bring it home, but other times she was afraid to, because something about it told her that it would not be able to grow if she brought it home. She felt a little disappointed, but decided to continue climbing the mountain and going down tha river. She still felt odd at times but knew the magic sage knows best.
THE END

There, make a movie outta it.

Johnny, make us happier!

//5:12 PM

StarrySkies

Here's what i gathered before i started doing my devotion. God made the stars; huge phenomenal stuff. He also made the strongest, hardest, and toughest substances ever known. And He also made humans- strong when we want to be, absolutely amazing with tenacity, but who also get hurt so easily with the slighest remarks. Mountains, valleys, rivers, spring, hail, storms. Oh, and clouds! I love clouds. I think there's something hopeful and comforting about them. Something hidden and unknown.

Sing with the angels~

Monday, April 21, 2008//11:00 PM

tightropewalking

What i learnt today:
It is possible to thong-and-white-pants your way through your period.
I managed to balance my pad on a thong. What a riot. No spillage! imagine tight rope walking. That's the only analogy i can provide.


Eazy, Breezy, Beautiful, CoverGirl!

Saturday, April 19, 2008//12:11 AM

duffBeer

I think i need to get one of Homer's loves. Or Corona could also do the trick.
Unlike most normal people, i have decided not to be a blogwhore and pore through random blogs of others. Esp my classmates cuz i'll start feeling abnormally, unexplainably stressed. The simple reason being that i relate them to poly. Which equals to sheer, unadulterated hair dropping induced kvnjaghjg. yeah. kdsfbjrkgnrekj. You heard me. uhhuh.
Thanks to my couz tho, watching hilarious anime helps lower my blood pressure. Not the emo kind. The *ahem* type that requires a certain appetite. I don't care how far your minds are travelling now. I have to say i hate my health and lifestyle module. C'est la merde. MERDE! gaaaaah
And lemme quote my skippy lass when she says "what're the odds?" regarding my HLM class. Don't even wanna say what. I think blogging about stuff that makes you saggier than normal is therapeutic to a certain extent. But recently i hate all that depressive energy. And it does you no good re-reading it. So the best formula i could come up with was to suppress it and write more monologues. Even if they stink, the attempt to be happy works. KAA! there. I just turned on ellen's monologue. Feels much better already. Sigh. Ellen's had days where some were better than others, but she always puts on that comic suit within those "30 seconds to air" and im pretty sure after airtime she feels much better.
Or maybe its cuz she dances. I've tried dancing over my own coffee table and i am astounded. I think there is an unexplained science about dancing over coffee tables that increases one's mood. And possibly the potential to create a hole in the crotch of one's pants.

Bonjour no! welcome to the LooooveBoat~

Saturday, April 12, 2008//12:00 AM

SweetDreamsAreMadeOfThese

That 80s band Eurythmics is sweeet. Annie Lenox is the bomb. And she's nice, visiting those kids in Africa. Idol Gives Back makes me cry everytime. I mean, won't you?
Speaking of dreams, i had one while refusing to wakeup this afternoon. I dreamt I was at Bedok or God knows where, and i saw someone vaguely like Jocelyn Loke. She had short hair like a bob and she squealed "Eunice!" And i was like "oh hi". yea. It was her. we were exchanging pleasantries and all and "how you've changed!" yaddayaddayadda. We werent exactly chums back in BEC so yea, just acquaintances, the back-up singing type. She told me the youth had some outing nearby, so i agreed to follow them. Andand, i saw my babes! hola~! see i missed you guys so much y'all appeared in my dreams. And i saw my racheliestic babe too! I was sooo happy. And Rufus and Gaius, and Joel with a new hairdo, kinda long and Orson Hodge-like from Desperate Housewives. And i saw this new kid, no i mean really kid, called David and he was in Maris pri sch. Like whats up with that please. My dreams are screwed. I guess i missed everyone lots.
Just the other day I dreamt i had oral in a super grand version of Takashimaya, and my oral teacher was this hot guy who was so irresponsible. I searched the entire building for him and he was like "oh ok. sorry. Lets wait for the other candidates" Who happened to be Ahma and Jill. Of all people them. wow. And earlier this morning I dreamt something weird, like we were being held hostage and were being forced to complete this game. Which, if you use your common sense, will never be fun in that kinda situation. Bah.
My dreams are always action packed and mostly unpleasant. whywhywhy.

Wake up, wake up The day's already half gone. Don't you mess up,mess up

Wednesday, April 9, 2008//12:14 AM

hola!me.is.back!

Hola~ long time no see amigos! A thousand apologies for my absence. KL and Penang was awesome! First time in KL, i know, its horribly late for that but i ain't complaining!
i overspent, but still not enough. And can i say, the malls in KL are GINORMOUS! We couldn't finish walking through the entire mall. Me is sad sad sad.
I have no idea why i buy so many tops in M'sia, and no bottoms. I still need another skirt. And i can't wait for my fsas loves! Tom, hurry up and clear your schedule and lets meet ok!
and Jill Tan! when's our Sentosa tryst gonna be? I wanna gooooooooooo!
I got an antique Swatch watch. I choose to call it antique cuz its already 11 years old. uhhuh. Thanks Uncle Sunny! (:
And we had rich food for dinner almost every night. Seafood seafood seafood...i missed laksa, but i got my chendol!
And my couz intro-ed me loads of good anime. Well, good to me anyway. I don't think its good to others. It needs an..accquired taste, lets just leave it at that.
I SO gotta go back there again next time. KL and Penang.

Ooh, a blog stalker! I like watching you watch me, honey