Thursday, August 13, 2009//3:29 AM

Welcome back mr toolbar!

Finally. Toolbar's back.
Anyhoo, seeing as how Xuan and myself are the earliest of the Horde of Schmexayy People (I sound like Yape here. Crud) to reach home; and since its almost 4 in the morning and I'm feeling wide awake, let us now imagine a little old lady sitting in her favorite chair, sipping her cup of coffee and re-telling her stories to anyone who'd bother to listen.

The only thing about this little old lady is that she just came back from a pit of sin booty-shakin' and head-bangin'; disinfected her phone with wet wipes; washed her shoes and was wondering when she'll need a knee and hip replacement.

Alas, before she could begin telling her stories, she remembers that she has to fill her stomach with food and shuffles off, not bothering with the stories 'cuz she'll probably forget them in 3 minutes.





Dancing queen, sex bombs and disco bras- you'll never get a skippier combination. Word.