Tuesday, May 20, 2008//1:27 AM

HotHotHOTTTTTT

Why is the weather so HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!
seriously un-tahan-able
Now i have to be like Mary Turner and sleep all day in denial.
At least i have the liberty to shower, and i don't have a husband like Dick Turner. (Oh thank goodness. I think i'd have jumped off the barnyard or something already). Ironic name summore. Dick. Richard. LLSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Oh and if you have NO clue what i'm talking about and assume i'm high on community service,(damn you!) i'm talking about Lessing's The Grass Is Singing. Personally, i'd change singing to screaming. At least that's how we all felt while discecting Dick, Mary and Moses' relationships. Bloody chore. Why can't Dick just go jerk off or get run over by a truck?
Pardon my less than funny, snarky banter today.
Some things should just be left alone after being dropped. Lemme quote someone when they say it was, "unclassy". Or something along those lines. meh. Verbatim, verbatim.
At least Bre and I have PIZZAZZ (say it with me!), and we can't really be bothered anymore.
P-I-Z-Z-A-Z-Z





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