Friday, February 1, 2008//10:37 PM

ellentastic!

instead of using the word fantastic, i've coined a new term in honor of how ellen makes us all feel everyday. so when we've had a super rad day, i'll say "how was you day? i've had an ellentastic day!" see? its so much more appropriate than FANtastic. i mean what does a fan gotta do with making people feel so happy that they've used the word fan for a term that means wonderful?
i'm guessing that in the past, it was probably very hot and humid, so when they discovered the fan, it felt so soothing and cool that they decided to pay tribte to this wonderful invention and say, "my my, watson, the weather today is simply fantastic!"

i mean, don't get me wrong, the fan is a very good invention. if there were no fans, there wouldn't be air conditioners, cuz air cons used the fan as an inspiration. and imagine what we'd all be like without fans! i bet we'd all be so wet with our sweat we'd all just stick together if we bumped into another person. then we'd have no use for velcro strips. or post-it notes. all we'd need to do is swab the strip of paper on our arms and stick it onto our books as a post-it note.

i see that my attempt to do a monologue like ellen's isn't very convincing if i said it myself. maybe i should get ellen to read it out coupled with her facial expressions. blackbooking is fun.


19 days to 18. still